Finally, a Believable Religion

Are you, like me, in search of a religion that explains all phenomena using a friendly and tasty blend of logic and faith? Do you want a religion that is kind and yet has a piquant flavor? Are you frightened or bored by the hellfire and damnation proclaimed by those overweight guys in designer suits? are you concerned about the unexplained increase in global warming, hurricanes, wildfires, earthquakes, and other natural disasters? The answer is here. Shall we join?