Thank You, Repugnican Party

Mike Huckabee the "Christian Socialist," according to Richard Viguerie.

John "100 Years in Iraq" McCain.

Rudy "9/11" Giuliani.

Willard "I think whatever you think and say whatever will get you to vote for me" Mitt Romney.

If I'm a Democratic strategist, I want to run against any of these guys and fear only Ron Paul and Sleepy Fred Thompson.